Where have I heard of that idea before? Oh, yeah---we've been doing it for six years. You stink, Bitmob!

And don't go telling me Seanbaby's never even heard of GameCola. We've begged him to participate in "Versus Mode" enough times that there's no way he's forgotten our name.

(To read the newest edition of OUR advice column, "Cheat Codes for Life," by Captain Eric Regan, click here.)