My sister forced me to go to Target the other day, so I thought I'd check out their games section.  It turns out they have THREE distinct gaming sections!  Who knew?

Popular Games.  This is the section with all the bestselling games that they advertise for.  I took a quick look at the three Wii games that were on display: Super Smash Brothers Brawl (crappy!), Super Mario Strikers (what's next? Super Mario Volleyball?), and Wario World Wii (when you port a GBA game on the Wii, nobody can tell the difference, right?). Oh, and the High School Musical Three game.  Needess to say, I skipped this section.

Discount Games.  AKA "games we haven't sold in the past two years".  They've got a good deal on Happy Feet and UNO for the GBA.  All you interested gamers should head over before they're all out, because I have a feeling those games won't stay on the shelves for long.

PC Games.  I had no idea this row of games existed until just now.  It is loaded with awesome PC games, and equally awesome B-level PC games.  Lots of them are $10, too.  Next time I go to Target, I think I'll pick up a copy of Mysteryville.  That's a game where you go to a village and solve a bunch of mystery puzzles, starring such memorable characters as Adam Sandler, Internet Stalker, and Crazy Scientist.  It's like Professor Layton, except not British.  Or Japanese.  How can you say no?